Ok.. so let me take you back to 1998.. In Slidell Louisiana. Me and my brother decide to go visit my cousins at their house. They kinda live a little ways out into the woods. Well we are just havin a dandy ol time when we decided to go back in the marsh on our 4 wheelers and dirt bikes.. Keep in mind that i was about 10 years old at this time. Well my brother.. who was 14 was too scared of the dirtbike.. so he had to ride on the 4 wheeler with my cousin taylor. So that means i rode with John on the dirbike.. ANYWHO... so we get to ridin.. and we are havin a fun time.. well we decide to go WAY out in the marshland and get off of the bikes and just go walk around.. Now.. you also need to know.. that me and my brother.. well.. lets just say that we were pleasantly plump and my cousins were all Skin and Bones. Keep in mind.. that i have to poo REALLY bad at this point.. but i couldnt tell them to just turn around.. cuz we were probably a good 5 miles away from the house... well anyway.. we are walkin around.. jumping from log to log.. and we come to this part in the marsh where there is a log.. then a bunch of mud.. then another log.. well my cousin decides to jump on the mud and then onto the next log.. well the mud was firm enough and he was thin enough to make it to the other log.. I can barely contain myself at this point.. I am halfway bent over because i think my crap is just about to shoot out everywhere!!.. well then my brother decides that he wants to be on the other log also.. so he attempts to make it past the mud... as he steps out into the mud.. His shoe gets stuck!!!! and so he is just on the other log with one shoe.. and NO way to get to the other one!!! IT was Hysterical!!!.. but at that moment.. I had a Diarrhea EXPLOSION!!! It was awful!! and Green!! lol... well, because of how hard and loud we were all laughing.. nobody noticed that i has just exploded all over my pants, legs, and the log i was on. So we all get back on the bikes and head for the homestead. I am sitting in my crap.. and it is SO gross.. my plan was to get back home.. sneak it into the bathroom and then shower with all my clothes on. So as we are riding back my cousin leans backwards and yells," Whats that smell?!?!" ... and i say.. "IDK just keep going!!" even though i knew perfectly well that that smell was protruding from my pants. So We Finally make it back home.. we get off the bikes.. well.. we begin to walk into the house.. and all of a sudden my cousin goes.. "Brett, what is that running down your leg?!?!" and i was like "what are you talking about???" trying to play dumb!! haha... then he realizes.. "UH!!! you crapped your pants!!!" .. then he goes to his dirtbike.. "Uh!! Theres crap all over my dirtbike!!.. You are cleaning that off!!".. I was SO embarrassed!!.. then to top it all off.. my at the time.. 6 year old cousin comes around the corner and says.. "Brett.. you crapped in your pants?!?.. even I dont do that anymore!" .. talk about embarrassing lol.. So after my mother brings me a change of clothes.. and after i get the courage to come out of the bathroom.. i go and clean my cousins dirtbike.. cleaning that dirtbike was the saddest most embarrassing 15 minutes of my life!
The End.
Sorry if that wasnt entertaining.. i was laughing the entire time of writing this lol.
So I am going to tag Kat and Jess :)
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hahahahahahaha. oh my god, i would've died. like i would've found a cliff and jumped off of it if this happened to me. good story though, i was laughing/making a shocked face the whole time i was reading, lol.
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